Lyrics for ... a lifetime :)

"If there's a wrong way to say it,
a wrong way to play it,
nobody does it like me.

If there's a wrong way to do it, a right way to screw it up,
nobody does it like me.

I've got a big loud mouth, I'm always talking much too free...
If you go for tact and manners,
better stay away from me !

If there's a wrong way to keep it cool, a right way to be a fool
Nobody does it like me...

If there's a wrong bell, I ring it!
A wrong note? I sing it!
Nobody does it like me...

If there's a problem, I duck it, I don't solve it.
I just muck it up. . .

Nobody does it , no, nobody does it like me!"

from Seesaw by Coleman and Fields. . .